I’m on a train
I fucking love trains
Tonight on Assassin’s Creed: dead man’s daddy issues played back via cell phone logs
The Captain Morgan outfit is a Gamestop preorder exclusive so I can’t be a rum pirate :(
Behold the face of terror
Visually it’s amazing, the gameplay is pretty fun but the PLOT MY GOD THE PLOT
Why do American binders have three rings? We have two or four. Three doesn’t make sense.
Let us celebrate on the 25th of December, the anniversary of the day that our lord Rocky Balboa beat Ivan Drago.
That just looks like a razor blade to me.
Aw yeah Christmas
The worst one I saw was “unemployed activist” which is like me saying I’m an unemployed astronaut.
If I friend you on Facebook and your occupation is something like “blogger” or “unemployed writer” then it’s gonna be a short friendship, I’m afraid.
ATTN: Beatrice M. God